Sunday 2 November 2008

Slapped with a summon

No, no. Auntie did not break any traffic rules. It is the marriage rule that auntie has broken. Our (auntie's and AH) marriage rule, to be precise. AH adalah orang yg mempunyai phobia kepada semua benda tajam termasuklah gunting. Jika gunting itu diletak merata-rata seperti di atas katil. Masa awal2 kahwin dulu, AH pernah mendapatkan khidmat marriage counsellor aka mamachupan, utk mengadu hal auntie's carelessness with auntie's sewing items seperti gunting dan jarum. Nampaknya kejadian berulang dan kali ini AH tamau negotiate lagi. Dia terus keluar polis report buatan sendiri. This is a copy of the report (Hopefully you can click on the picture and get to see a full sized version):

(sorry, after a week or so of it being on the internet, auntie has take out the pic so that our 'sacred agreement' cannot be used for immoral purposes by irresponsible people- teehee)


Please excuse the semak-ness of auntie's katil. The photo evidence was taken before any attempt to kemas the katil coz AH nak make sure the evidence was not tainted in any way. All the messiness is, of course, AH's doing (kekeke, another couple-issue).

And I had to sign this document, you know.

Oklah, darling. Promise tak buat lagi....until the next time! KAKAKAKAKAKA.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"AH adalah orang yg mempunyai phobia kepada semua benda tajam termasuklah gunting."

"phobia" perkebende Ayang ooi!!!. Kalu Bapak gajah sekalipon kalu terduduk ataih gunting tu, gerenti mandul sampai kemati!!!! Tak taulah berapa panjang umoq abang yang tinggal nih!!! Ammpuuuunnnn!!!!!

AH Bang

ms hart said...

Idaaaaaa!!!! Don't mean to masuk campur rumahtangga kengkawan, tapi tak tahan betul nak tergelaaaaak!!! Adoi!!

AUNTIDA said...

Tati, setiap seksaan yg i lakukan terhadap AH, I balas balik dengan menatang dia macam minyak yg penuh. Cuma tak cerita dalam blog jek.

Betoi tak, bang?

AUNTIDA said...

Bang,

"...kalau bapak gajah sekalipon..."

Haha. Memang bapak gajah pon, takyah kalau, kalau la...

Makbudak said...

Ida,
I think you can become the next Ellen Degeneres (minus the gayness lah kan!)

AUNTIDA said...

Ha, which side of Ellen's characteristics tu?

en_me said...

gittewwww yerrr.. very derr